Yeahhhh, it's Hump Day! We're gonna make it afterall. Who can turn the world on with her smile? Who can take a nothing day, and

suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? That's you. You do that. Yes you. Just you. Happy Get Out Of The Doghouse Day! If that's like a "get

out of jail free card" then you may want to clip this page. Doh, I just noticed that yesterday's birthdays were acually today's birthdays.

/Spank self. Oh well, whatever. It's get out of the doghouse day, can't touch this. Ciao for nows!

On this day in history...

1429 - Joan of Arc leads French army in Battle of Orleans.

1439 - Kissing is banned in England (to stop germs from spreading).

1935 - 1st automatic parking meter in US installed (Oklahoma City, Ok).

1969 - Apollo 11, carrying 1st men to land on Moon, launched.

1990 - Civil trial by parents of Suicide victims against Judas Priest begins.

1997 - Jerold Mackenzie awarded 6M for being fired from Miller Brewing for sexual harrassment for relaying a Seinfeld episode to a co

worker.